Bikini Bottom

We’re sporcling- Ashlinn, Sofia, and I- and we’re trying to fill in the words to the Brady Bunch theme song. 

“This is the story of a lovely lady, that was bringing up three very lovely boys,” I say, completely sincerely.

The line is, of course, “three very lovely girls.” Ashlinn quickly retorted, “Just because you don’t believe in the gender binary, Barbara, doesn’t mean you can mess with everybody else’s!”

Then I died of laughter.